If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”

2025 PG-13 1h 53m 6.3 (453) Released
Director Mary Bronstein
Screenplay / Story Mary Bronstein
Cinematography Christopher Messina

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Production Budget $1,500,000
Worldwide Box Office $1,709,642
Original Language EN
Production Country United States of America
Content Rating PG-13
Release Status Released

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Top Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater
Christian Slater

Father

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