The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

“America's finest news source.”

2008 PG-13 1h 30m 6.1 (268) Released
Director Mike Maguire
Screenplay / Story Robert D. Siegel
Music Composer Asche & Spencer
Cinematography Maryse Alberti

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Production Budget Undisclosed
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Original Language EN
Production Country United States of America
Content Rating PG-13
Release Status Released

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Top Cast

Len Cariou
Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

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